Barack Obama to Prove Blackness by Competing in NBA Slam Dunk Competition. "White men can't jump, but I can" says the junior Senator from Illinois. Metropolis, Il-
In a surprise move, presidential candidate Barack Obama has announced that he will compete as an honorary guest in the upcoming NBA All Star game slam dunk competition. The contest, to be held Feb. 15th in Las Vegas will "determine which Democratic challenger is a slam dunk," according to Obama spokesman Rob McNamara. While posing for dramatic effect in front of a statue of Superman, Obama announced both his intention to compete as well as offering an open challenge to any other Democratic candidate that thinks they can out slam him. Obama boasted that he can "Leap over small white people in a single bound while wearing a suit and wing tips," adding, "that means you Hillary." Obama also provided tantalizing evidence that he has invented a new type of slam that he calls simply "the O-Bomb" that he will unveil at the competition. "No one will ever say I am not black again," Obama continued, "White men can't jump, but I can."
Asked for comment, Senator Clinton countered Obama's slam dunk challenge with by challenging him to compete against her at the NBA Three-Point Competition to be held the same day. According to Senator Clinton,"Three is better than two. Any tall person can slam, let's see if he can shoot." Senator Obama has responded by saying "Three-pointers are for sissies. I'd like to see her try to guard me."
-K-Funk 3/2/7
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