Thursday, January 24, 2008

Dennis Kucinich Drops From Race

AP Photo

Following the announcement, Kucinich seemed to fumble in his pocket for something, mumbled the word "precious," then disappeared in front of the assembled press. An adopted cousin of Kucinich's could not be reached for comment. (insidian)

Kucinich's announcement was presented to a small audience consisting of the remnants of his advisory staff, his trophy wife, the photographer, and an old man with a goat that wandered into the hall. Kucinich promised the old man he would continue to fight for goat rights in Washington. (moosyfate)

(but really, how was I supposed to top that one?)

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