Friday, January 25, 2008

Rogue trader loses $7.1 billion

BBC


Jerome Kerviel loses his red stapler. (moosyfate)

The market fluctuated wildly as confused investors could not decide if a rogue was giving Frenchmen a bad name or if a Frenchman was giving rogues a bad name. (fivecolorblind)

Not to be outdone by a mere French rogue, a British rake responded by making off with 3 tonnes of bullion from the French treasury and also stole the heart of the treasurer's lovely daughter. (insidian)

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