McCain claims frontrunner status

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Sen. McCain expresses his glee at the gift of 294 lbs. of vanilla/chocolate swirl pudding presented to him by supporters after his Super Tuesday victories. When asked what he would do with the pudding, McCain responded, "Don't you worry your pretty little head." (moosyfate)

I toyed with a Barney-hugging joke for a while, but nothing happened in the end. Rise to the challenge, my compatriots!